The Lighter Thief.

There’s no denying that when it comes to Grog Sessions for some magical reason Lighters grow legs and run off.

As Fijians, we all know that when it comes to a family gathering or maybe just a casual grog sesh with some mates the chances of you going back home with your lighter are slim to nothing.

 

It’s safe to say that you can’t trust anybody at the Grog Sesh with your Lighter because, at the end of the night, everyone is a suspect. But the majority of the time it is the person who is sitting next to you at the Baby Mix is the person with the Magical Powers to make your Lighter disappear.

And then when you think that all hope is lost there’s always that one person who just magically has ten different lighters the next day. At the height of the Missing Lighter Pandemic, very soon people will have no choice but to sew their lighters into their clothes or have them taped to their hands just to avoid being victims of the heinous crimes of the Lighter Thief.

So when you’re at your next Baby Mix make sure to keep an eye out for the Lighter Thief.