Ladies, gentlemen, and those still deciding which category fits best, today is THE day. The FM96 auditions are here, and the air is electric—or maybe that’s just the faulty wiring in our studio. Either way, it’s time to unleash your inner superstar!
Do people tell you your voice is like butter? Or perhaps melted cheese? (We’re not picky.) Whether you’re a shower singer, a karaoke king, or someone who just knows how to nail every Tiktok dance. FM96 wants YOU.
We’re on the hunt for the next big radio sensation. Can you:
- Say “FM96” without accidentally saying “FM69”? (Happens more often than you’d think.)
- Stay cool under pressure when a caller asks, “Can you play that one song that goes ‘da na na na’?”
- Dance on a stage in front of thousands as if no one is watching?
If you answered “yes” to any of the above, congratulations—you’re already overqualified.
First, you’ll be asked to introduce yourself in your best “I’m definitely not nervous” voice. Then, you’ll be thrown into the deep end: telling an over-the-top story, selling a fake product, and trying to pronounce “Onomatopoeia” without sounding like you’ve had a stroke. Easy, right?
Auditions are happening TODAY at the 231 Waimanu Rd, Suva. Doors are open NOW till 3pm (or until Tifa gets hungry, whichever comes first). No appointment needed—just show up, sign in, and prepare to dazzle us. See ya soon.